If you ever need a monologue for an audition, look no further.
Will Smith broke out all the oldies on Graham Norton last night: Fresh Prince theme, Apache, even Carlton and DJ Jazzy Jeff. WATCH THIS.
OKAY SO FLASH JUST MADE A JOKE ABOUT HAVING A THREESOME WITH WONDER WOMAN AND HAWK GIRL AND THEN GETS HIS HAND COVERED IN METAPHORICAL JIZZ AND THEN LICKS THE METAPHORICAL JIZZ
Bless you Nickelodeon
1. Don’t drink at your house.
2. If you weigh more than your friends, make a choice. Either drink really fast and get drunk faster than them or be prepared to clean up after them.
3. Popcorn is a don’t, it gets everywhere.
4. Wax is a bad idea, candles in general but I had a wax melter.
5. Hide ALL phones, you may call someone you don’t want to.
6. If someone says they are going to vomit, they will… All over your bed.
7. If you are like me vomit is bad so wake the others up and make them clean it.
8. Be safe when you drink, be with people you trust. Because they might be taking your clothes off and cleaning vomit out of your hair.
Mariah Carey and Miguel teamed up for “#Beautiful,” the lead track on Carey’s forthcoming album, due out this summer. The awfulness of a hashtag in the song title is generously outweighed by the grooviness of this awesome tune. More on the video premiere.
Ever since my sexual assault I’ve been really on edge and scared to go out. I’m heading to college soon, and would like to be able to go to parties and stuff but still feel safe. I’m going to take a self-defense class, and I think a self-defense tool of some kind would help me feel a lot safer.
I have pepper GEL, this stuff if awesome. Not only will it sick to the attackers face but it leaves a residue on them that can only be seen with a UV. It has a little thing for you’re finger so you don’t spray you’re self! I got it when I moved out myself.
Black History Month Calendar Photography
I’ll just leave this here…
Reblogging because this doesn’t have nearly as many notes as it should.
my daughter shitting on your daughter
current emotion: i need money
Like I need it so much! *crying